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Joke of the Day
"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"
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"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"
"A man goes to the doctor... and he says, ""Doc, my eye hurts when I drink coffee."" Doctor says, ""Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"""
"I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!"
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."
"I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter."
"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"