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Joke of the Day

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"

"It's a pleasure to see you and another not to see."

"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"

"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"

"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men ""are"" ready to attack"

"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed... First favourite is cake."

"A pond would tell you about introspection if it wasn't so busy self-reflecting."

"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"

"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"