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Joke of the Day

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"

"What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn't? Han-free"

"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"

"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."

"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"