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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."
Next Joke
"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"
"My solution to everything is fire. How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!"
"What kind of porn do blind people watch? (NSFW) Ebony"
"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"
"*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER ""Is this for here or to go?"" Uh. To go ""Do you want guac?"" Sure ""It's extra"""