196322

Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"

"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because its been reposted over a dozen times."

"God must have really liked saturn"

"I love hearing peoples' stories... ...I'm always chasing tale."

"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"

"What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody? Public storage."

"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""