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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
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"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."
"My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs. Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?"
"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."
"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"