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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"

"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"

"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"I called a suicide prevention line. It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck."

"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"

"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."

"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."