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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school."

"What is a nomad? Someone who is not crazy. Nomad= No+mad."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""ARGHAGHRRAH!"""

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today... I had to drop the bomb two or three times for her to get the message though."

"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"

"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"

"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."

"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."

"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"