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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"

"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other."

"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."

"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."

"Rape jokes aren't funny, but ... I got some hilarious rape seed material."

"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"

"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."