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Joke of the Day

"""Knowledge is a weapon"" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book"

"When I go to a business that offers hand sanitizer by the cash register, I spit in it and say, ""If it works, that shouldn't be a problem."""

"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"

"I'm being managed by Don King again"

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"