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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""

"Chuck Norris was kicked off the show ""Extreme Couponing"" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris."

"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"

"""HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!"" ""Has it got ears?"" ""YEAH."" ""Tail?"" ""YEAH."" ""Is it the dog?"" ""I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF--AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!"""

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."

"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"

"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."

"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."