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Joke of the Day

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time"

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"

"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."