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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."
Next Joke
"What kind of currency do astronauts use in space? Starbucks"
"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"
"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."
"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"
"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"
"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("