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Joke of the Day

"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."

"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."

"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"

"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"

"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"