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Joke of the Day
"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"
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"Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?"
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"Golf is like life... the main goal of both is to get the balls in the hole."
"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"
"STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!"
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver."