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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"
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"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter."
"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"
"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."
"what do you call a cow without legs Disabled"
"My dad lied a lot. I was 17 before I realized the 'Silver Table Cat' wasn't a real species, and that we didn't own a pet, we owned a toaster"