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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"

"Got told this at work today all the guys thought it was funny and so thought iI'dput it to the vote? What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."

"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I looked around for hours, trying to find a Nude Beach. ...but they were all clothed."

"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"