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Joke of the Day

"I'm only gay for Jesus."

"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."

"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."