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Joke of the Day

"My car can only go 68... if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod."

"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."

"[sees friend at the store] ""Hi"" Hey ""Where's your better half?"" The PS4's at home ""No I mean-"" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question."

"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"

"Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent"

"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."

"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"