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Joke of the Day
"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"
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"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."
"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."
"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"
"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."
"I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face, Especially since I was drinking alone last night"
"I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip that I dropped under the table."
"Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai."
"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."
"What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips."