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Joke of the Day

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop."

"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."

"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."