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Joke of the Day
"What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet? It's ass."
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"Why was the empty penis so scary? Because it was a hollow wiener (halloweener) [works better spoken - I think - just made it up in the shower]"
"Old lady asked me to check her balance I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over"
"If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."
"Ancient Aliens"
"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"
"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."