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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."

"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."

"[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX"

"A drunk goes to a Horse track... and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies ""Just say Neigh to gambling!"""

"I went by the house I grew up in and went to the door and asked if I could take a look around. They said ""no"" and slammed the door in my face Parents can be real jerks"

"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."

"I don't think I'm better than you. I never think about you."

"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."

"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"

"Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate."