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Joke of the Day
"If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them."
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"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist."
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"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"
"You know what? Chicken Butt!"
"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("