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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I'm better than you. I never think about you."
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"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"
"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
"What do you call? What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in the mouth"
"Women's rights. want to laf again? **WOMYNS RITES!!!** el oh el"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."
"Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."