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Joke of the Day

"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"

"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"

"Like most people my age, I'm 23. ."

"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."

"And He said unto Mike, ""Come forth and have eternal life."" But Mike came fifth, and won a blender."

"My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"I'll never forget the first piece of advice my parents gave me when I was young:""Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...""It got me far"

"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."