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Joke of the Day

"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"

"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time."

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common? The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste."

"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"

"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"