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Joke of the Day

"A drunk goes to a Horse track... and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies ""Just say Neigh to gambling!"""

"How to taste wine: 1. Slosh. 2. Smell. 3. Slosh. 4. Place ear over glass to hear the flavor. 5. Write short historical fiction starring wine"

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""

"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"My ex owned a parakeet. The thing would never shut up. The bird was cool though."

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"

"Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana"