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Joke of the Day

"[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX"

"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""

"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."

"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."