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Joke of the Day
"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."
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"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
"What did the black man say to the white man? What the fuck is up with that orange motherfucker?"
"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."
"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"
"Shoutout to Beethoven!"
"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"Where does the army keep fish? In a tank."