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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
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"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"
"Why do meth heads love Halloween? Three sleeps 'till Christmas!"
"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"
"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"
"How does a woman apologize to a man? I'm sorry, but it's your fault."