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Joke of the Day

"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"Whats the difference between a retard and a woman? The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special."

"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"