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Joke of the Day

"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"

"If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, ""Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"""

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Killer Keemstar (DramaAlert)? Hitler knew when to kill himself. (Got this from the youtube comments of Hell)"

"Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."

"A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks ""don't you mean a martini?"" The Roman replies ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""