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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"

"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."

"They should have cast Daniel Craig in the 50 Shades of Gray movie They could have named his character James Bondage"

"Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater."

"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."