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Joke of the Day

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"

"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same."

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."

"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."