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Joke of the Day

"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."

"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."

"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."

"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"

"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."

"Has anyone woken up Green Day yet?"

"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"