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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone woken up Green Day yet?"

"Yo momma so fat, ...she can't even be emotionally carried away."

"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"

"A Massachusetts man was arrested for illegally keeping over 400 birds in his home. He tried to keep it a secret, but he couldn't keep the birds from tweeting about it."

"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."

"Food is like dark humor.. Not everyone gets it."

"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""

"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."

"It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants."