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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"
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"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."
"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."
"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."
"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"
"Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie? Because she was a quack."
"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand Quatro'sinco'ses"
"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."
"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."