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"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"
"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."
"I think my Christmas Tree is a male. It keeps bragging about its ""trunk size."""
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."
"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"