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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."
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"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""
"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."
"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."
"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."
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