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Joke of the Day
"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."
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"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"
"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"
"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on Sam !"
"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."
"As a literalist, I can't watch porno... There's too many holes in the plot. I thought of this while reading a reddit comment section, so thank you reddit :)"
"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense."
"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"