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Joke of the Day

"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."

"Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader"

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"

"To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice"