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Joke of the Day

"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"Professor: ""Did you just show up drunk to my exam?"" No way ""Hungover then?"" Nope ""There's a lime wedge on your face"""

"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"

"I got a papercut writing my suicide note. It's a start. -Steven Wright"

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."

"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."

"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"

"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."