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Joke of the Day

"To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice"

"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."

"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"

"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."

"A man walks into a bar. By the way, I'm the guy who accidentally knocked over Usain Bolt. Sorry, I'm not good with segways."

"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"

"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead"

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."