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Joke of the Day

"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"

"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."

"Bees aren't disappearing. Trump has been secretly deporting them because he thinks pollination is a hoax created by the Chinese."

"It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons."

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"A muslim says Bismillah to ward away the three jinns (xpost from r/islam) Two hydrjinns and one oxyjinn."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."