93447

Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."

"I know I'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name"

"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."

"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"

"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""

"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."

"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""