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Joke of the Day

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"I've waited a year to post this This"

"Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap."

"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."

"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"

"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"him: i love you me: im saving my emotions for the star wars premiere"