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Joke of the Day
"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""
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"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"
"Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance."
"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"
"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""
"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"
"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."