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Joke of the Day

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."

"What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay."

"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"

"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"

"Why was the professor cross-eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils!"

"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"

"Girlfriend: ""I'm pregnant"" Me: ""Really? Thats great."" GF: ""April Fo--"" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*"

"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."