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Joke of the Day

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."

"I saw the funniest joke on television the other day. It was Hillary Clinton's campaign. I couldn't stop laughing."

"Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a cowculator."

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"

"Two fish in a tank. [x-post from r/Jokes] One asks: How do you drive this thing?"

"With great power comes huge electricity bill"

"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""

"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"