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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
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"If there is anything in this world to be happy about... Just be glad that the tastebuds are at the front end."
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""
"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."