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Joke of the Day

"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"

"[For HindI speakers] What is the loneliest fruit? A kela"

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"

"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"

"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."

"Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian? He becomes a *sore-sage*."

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"C-3PO Papa, when C-3PO is naked, he is see-through PO (My 5 1/2 y/o just came up with this. I think it's funny, for a 5 y/o :-))"