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Joke of the Day
"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."
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"Mom is feeding her baby a bottle of blood. Dad walks in and goes ""Why are you feeding our baby a bottle of blood?!"" Mom says ""Cause we're poor."""
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."
"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"
"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."
"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."