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Joke of the Day

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"Internet Explorer"

"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."

"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."

"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."

"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."