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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."
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"What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in? A roundhouse."
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"My mom told me to quit smoking weed But I said fuck it I do what I marijuana"
"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."
"What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""
"You know when your girlfriend is horny when you put your hand down her pants and... it feels like you are feeding a horse."
"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."