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Joke of the Day
"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"
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"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"
"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."
"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."
"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."
"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."
"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."
"Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, ""Yes, honey I do."""
"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."
"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"